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Mr. Blackwell’s Worst Dressed List
By TheBeautyEditor | January 14, 2008
Well, we missed out on Golden Globe fashions, but Mr. Blackwell has put together his annually list of those delicious fashion sinners. Come on, it makes you feel a little better about yourself, admit it. In celebration of this year’s Worst Dressed Celebrity, Ms. Posh Spice herself, we have posted this picture of the new Marc Jacobs campaign showing Vicky from what we think Mr. Blackwell would say is her best angle.
Interested in the other celebrities on Mr. Blackwell’s Worst Dressed list? They were:
1. Posh Spice — “Forget the fashion spice, wearing a skirt would suffice! In one skinny-mini monstrosity after another, pouty posh can really wreck-em.”
2. Amy Winehouse — “Exploding beehives above, tacky polka-dots below, she’s part 50’s carhop horror.”
3. Mary Kate Olsen — “She resembles a tattered toothpick-trapped in a hurricane.”
4. Fergie — “Yes, when it comes to couture chaos, guess it’s all in a name!”
5. Kelly Clarkson — “Her heavenly voice soars above the rest … but those belly-baring bombs are hellish at best!”
6. Eva Green — “A profusion of confusion from toes to nose.”
7. Avril Lavigne — “Gothic make-up courtesy the mad spatula, fashions provided by … The house of Dracula!”
8. Jessica Simpson — “Forget the Cowboys. In prom queen screams, can it get any worse? She’s a global fashion curse!”
9. Lindsay Lohan — “Lindsay the fashion frenzy strikes again! Lohan takes fashion to a new low.”
10. Alison Arngrim — “Little Nellie of the prairie, looks like a 1940’s fashion editor for the Farmers Almanac.”
Notably absent was previous “honoree” Britney Spears. Toward her, it seems the acid-quilled Mr. Blackwell has some heart. “I felt that it was inappropriate at this time to make comment, when her personal life is in such upheaval. I hope 2008 is a better year for her,” Blackwell said.
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